whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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