you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
