I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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