I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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