This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
