We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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