The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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