So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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