Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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