you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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