Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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