I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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