if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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