Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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