i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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