Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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