Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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