Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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