It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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