the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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