Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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