Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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