You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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