and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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