this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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