i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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