In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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