nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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