Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
