batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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