You surviving the open bar?
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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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