I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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