i just wanna soil my oats bro
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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