Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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