Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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