The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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