Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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