I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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