A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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