i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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