I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
