..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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