I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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