So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also, beer. Big fan.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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