the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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