I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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