porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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