I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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