Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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