thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
