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Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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