found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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